1) What is the difference between women and puppies?
Answer: Puppies grow up.
2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...
3) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????.....
4) What did God say after he created woman?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man
5) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?
Answer:I don't know, I've never seen either.
6) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
Answers: i) no mind ii) no business
Its not 100% but who cares about 1%..................................................!
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