Showing posts with label FUNtooooooooooosh. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FUNtooooooooooosh. Show all posts
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Life wItHoUt engineeeeeeeeeeeers......!
Life Without......Aeronautical Engg..
Life Without......Electronics Engg..
Life Without......Automobile Engg..
Life Without......Architechture Engg..
Life Without......Communication Engg..
Life Without......Computer Engg..
Saturday, May 10, 2008
Possiblities of 22nd Century
Please Save Trees and Grow More Trees
Please Save Girls - Stop Killing Them
Saturday, May 3, 2008
sArDaR Superfast
Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didn't u Xchnge? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchnge in the lower Berth.. Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody will b there............. Girl goes at night & really nobody was there
A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form he had gone to DELHI for Filling up. U knows y? FORM said "FILL UP IN CAPITAL ". Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin. Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax. Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY? because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knw Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed,
Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At 25flr:I'm unmarried! At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa
ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING? HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing? Sardar: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch network is following me.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
What does a sardar do after taking a xerox? He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY? ** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
A Sardar & his wife filed an
application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.
A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form he had gone to DELHI for Filling up. U knows y? FORM said "FILL UP IN CAPITAL ". Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin. Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax. Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY? because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knw Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed,
Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At 25flr:I'm unmarried! At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa
ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING? HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing? Sardar: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch network is following me.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
What does a sardar do after taking a xerox? He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY? ** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
A Sardar & his wife filed an
application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.
Thursday, May 1, 2008
good differences.....
1) What is the difference between women and puppies?
Answer: Puppies grow up.
2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...
3) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????.....
4) What did God say after he created woman?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man
5) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?
Answer:I don't know, I've never seen either.
6) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
Answers: i) no mind ii) no business
Its not 100% but who cares about 1%..................................................!
Answer: Puppies grow up.
2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...
3) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????.....
4) What did God say after he created woman?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man
5) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?
Answer:I don't know, I've never seen either.
6) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
Answers: i) no mind ii) no business
Its not 100% but who cares about 1%..................................................!
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
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