sArDaR Superfast

Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didn't u Xchnge? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchnge in the lower Berth.. Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody will b there............. Girl goes at night & really nobody was there

A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form he had gone to DELHI for Filling up. U knows y? FORM said "FILL UP IN CAPITAL ". Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin. Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax. Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!

Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY? because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knw Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed,
Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At 25flr:I'm unmarried! At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa

ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING? HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing? Sardar: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch network is following me.

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
What does a sardar do after taking a xerox? He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY? ** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.

Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

A Sardar & his wife filed an
application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.

what is 'TRUE' love.....!

Put the glass down

A professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it. He held it up for all to see; asked the students,' How much do you think this glass weighs?' '50gms!' .... '100gms!' ......'125gms' ......the students answered.'I really don't know unless I weigh it,' said the professor,'but, my question is: What would happen if I held it up like this for a few minutes?' 'Nothing' the students said.'Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour? ' the professor asked. 'Your arm would begin to ache' said one of the students. 'You're right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?' 'Your arm could go numb, you might have severe muscle stress; paralysis; Have to go to hospital for sure!'ventured another student; all the students laughed. 'Very good. But during all this, did the weight of the glass change? ' asked The professor. 'No' the students said. Then what caused the arm ache & the muscle stress?'The students were puzzled. 'Put the glass down!' said one of the students. 'Exactly!' said the professor.' Life's problems are something like this. Hold it for a few minutes in your head; they seem OK. Think of them for a long time & they begin to ache. Hold it even longer & they begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything. It's important to think of the challenges (problems) in your life, but EVEN MORE IMPORTANT to 'put them down' at the end of every day before you go to sleep. That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh & strong & can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way!'
Remember to 'PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY !'

good differences.....

1) What is the difference between women and puppies?
Answer: Puppies grow up.
2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...
3) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????.....
4) What did God say after he created woman?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man
5) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?
Answer:I don't know, I've never seen either.
6) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
Answers: i) no mind ii) no business

Its not 100% but who cares about 1%..................................................!